{"id":813856,"date":"2009-05-17T03:00:47","date_gmt":"2009-05-17T03:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/signs-of-an-economic-slowdown"},"modified":"2009-05-17T03:00:47","modified_gmt":"2009-05-17T03:00:47","slug":"signs-of-an-economic-slowdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/signs-of-an-economic-slowdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs of an Economic Slowdown&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'><a href=\"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/img_0309-scaled-1000.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Img_0309\" height=\"667\" src=\"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/img_0309-scaled-1000.jpg?w=225\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I went to Krispy Kreme this morning. The hot light was on and I wanted a free doughnut. I found this sign. It was very sad. I thought about buying a 1.99 orange juice but then realized that the price of a doughnut was only 89 cents. By then I was so distraught that I just turned around and sadly walked out. Goodbye free original glazed. How I will miss you. <br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>PS I thought it was tricky how them made something as negative as &#8220;No you can&#8217;t have a free doughnut.&#8221; sound so positive. Clever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to Krispy Kreme this morning. The hot light was on and I wanted a free doughnut. I found this sign. It was very sad. I thought about buying a 1.99 orange juice but then realized that the price of a doughnut was only 89 cents. By then I was &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813856"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=813856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=813856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=813856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joshdance.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=813856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}